fucking gordon ramsay
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
I FEEL OLD
childhood video games
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
This is perfection.
FUCK THIS SENSATION
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
Part 5 of Hyrule Warriors, ended up doing Agitha…but with this all the playable characters are done!
… for now ….
Drunk bae just misses her piggyback ride from hell, okay?